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I miss you. Really.

I miss my friend.

YOU MUST READ THIS BOOK!
(Amazon.com linkage, SFW)

If you were stranded on a deserted island, what five films would you take?

First off, I'm assuming that I have:
- An abundant supply of power
- A television
- Some type of video player

Movie 1
A porno. I don't know one off-hand, but a man alone has needs. If you have any suggestions, please let me know.

Movie 2
A comedy because you'll want something to cheer you up. You're on an effing island. Alone. And that sucks. The Princess Bride comes to mind because it's one of those films that never gets old.

Movie 3
A helpful film, like Cast Away with Tom Hanks. You could use it as a survivalist quick-reference.
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Movie 4
A samurai film, like Sanjuro. This is currently my favorite film in the genre, but that may be because I've just seen it. It's hard to chose. I would spend my days mastering Sanjuro's sword moves using a branch from a coconut tree. Endless entertainment!
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Movie 5
Finally, Mean Girls with Lindsay Lohan to remind me that I'm probably lucky to be on an effing island and I don't have to deal with that kind of crap anymore.

Marlin 1895G
Peace of mind. Against bear or burglar.

And I still can't believe that you have never heard of

My apartment got broken into today. I slept through them kicking the door in, but I woke up when they came into my bedroom. I think that they heard me snoring and thought that I was a lion.

My dog didn't even wake up until the maintenance guys came to replace the door. Worst guard dog ever.

Obama cures gloabal warming.

--because who could better deal with our current financial crisis than someone who was alive during the Great Depression?

I am listening to the Third 2008 Presidential Debate. Instead of debates, we should just get the candidates together and have a knife-fight.

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The Old Badger

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linkage:
The Jokers
Cantidates as Star Wars characters

On average, "24 more people died in car crashes during voting hours on (U.S.) presidential election days than on other October and November Tuesdays. That amounts to an 18 per cent increased risk of death." (livescience.com)

If you're really concerned about your future you won't vote.



Wonder if you belong, think you've got it down
Does it still feel the same, now that he's not around

Born to lose, Born to lose, make your mind up no fooling round
Now that I know, I could never be, I would never be the only one.


Wonder how it all began, as if that mattered anyway
There's someone else you're always wanting, every single day

Born to lose, born to lose, make your mind up no fooling round,
Now that I know, I could never be, I would never be the only one.

Born to lose, Born to lose, make your mind up no fooling 'round
Now that I know, I could never be, I would never be the only one.

Current Mood: boredBeaten
Current Music: Born To Lose - The Heartbreakers
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